Me: Dude we aren't going to get any trick-or-treaters... what are we going to do with all the candy?
Fiance: Yeah, enjoy that.
Me: Wait, what? Who eats everything left around the apartment?
Fiance: ... Damn you.
Couldn't be more right...
babygirl1159: If you played with Beanie Babies, Tamagotchi, Slip N’ Slide, And Satan Furbies, Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman, Collected and traded Pokemon cards, Wrote with Gel Pens, Wore Snap Bracelets, And remember watching these guys: You are a 90s kid. FURBIES ARE SCARY...
Marriage is not a house or even a tent it is before that, and colder: the...– margaret atwood, habitation (via 3rdcoastfieldnotes)